Today I discovered a hilarious new blog called Fuck Yeah Menswear Very smart and very snarky! Really great lyrical commentary about how pretentious all of this stuff can get.

My photo gets ripped pretty hard. I love it!

What did you do this weekend? Watch some anime porn? Maybe reblog some Sarty pics of an Italian gramps dressed way crispyer  than you… Fucking amateurs. I was on my roof.  Taking in some killer rays.  Drinking craft beer.  Snapping pics of my Aldies. I stack kicks like I stack cheddar, son. This is Jenga steez. Have you seen my shoes? Seriously, have you seen my fucking shoes? I gots kicks for every occasion. Blogger meet up? Checkmate. Cigar shell. Smashing on haters?  In the streets? Blue suede. Stealing your biotch? Indiana Jones orthopedic boots. No Sketchers shape ups.  It’s too easy. The list goes on. I’ve seen you in your Allen Edmonds. Weakest shit on earth. You call those shoes? Did your mom pick them out? Hanukkah money goes a long way. Or maybe you got them for your super sweet sixteen. Get some Aldies and maybe you can holler. I’ll be on my roof.  With my new DSLR. Teach me how to use it. Hi-res stunting. Snapping pictorals. Stunting on clowns in Florsheim’s.

What did you do this weekend?

Watch some anime porn?

Maybe reblog some Sarty pics of an Italian gramps dressed way crispyer than you…

Fucking amateurs.

I was on my roof.

Taking in some killer rays.

Drinking craft beer.

Snapping pics of my Aldies.

I stack kicks like I stack cheddar, son.

This is Jenga steez.

Have you seen my shoes?

Seriously, have you seen my fucking shoes?

I gots kicks for every occasion.

Blogger meet up? Checkmate.

Cigar shell.

Smashing on haters?  In the streets?

Blue suede.

Stealing your biotch?

Indiana Jones orthopedic boots.

No Sketchers shape ups.  It’s too easy.

The list goes on.

I’ve seen you in your Allen Edmonds.

Weakest shit on earth.

You call those shoes?

Did your mom pick them out?

Hanukkah money goes a long way.

Or maybe you got them for your super sweet sixteen.

Get some Aldies and maybe you can holler.

I’ll be on my roof.  With my new DSLR.

Teach me how to use it.

Hi-res stunting.

Snapping pictorals.

Stunting on clowns in Florsheim’s.

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Obsessed with Alden
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